TEXT ONLY RAGE (ALSO KNOWN AS I NEED TO LEAVE CHINA).
this is a text only post, as I am too busy to upload anything and have also been too busy to take any photos. also, i don’t know where the battery charger is to any of my cameras, but that’s another issue that will be dealt with accordingly.
everyone is bustling around to get things done before the break, a campaign i have been working on for the last 7 months is finally coming to an end (october 24th, i’m looking at you). this means that for the last two months i have been working 14 hours days and coming home miserable and tired. ohhhhhhhhh and i am so cranky lately, i’m impressed that john hasn’t killed me yet.
here are some things that have been making me especially angry lately:
001: i sit near the reception area in our very open plan office. at least once or twice throughout the day, a delivery person will come in and hang around the front desk area waiting for whatever it is they are waiting for, and while they are waiting, they will get on their mobile phones and they will start SCREAMING INTO IT at an ungodly level. WHY?!! it is an office, and there is no one else screaming, so why do they think it’s ok for them to scream?!
002: when i’m biking ANYWHERE, i will be biking down a bike path and there will be a million idiots WALKING on the bike path when there is a perfectly good sidewalk RIGHT THERE. just fucking walk on it, where you are supposed to, because you will ignore my incessantly ringing bike bell and then i will “accidentally” kick you as i am biking past you.
003. also related to people walking, it makes me SO ANGRY when i am walking or biking and there is someone walking or biking towards me, and instead of just moving to the side, they just STOP and look at me like an idiot deer in the headlights. and usually if it looks like that person is too stupid to recognize that i am about to plow into them, i will yield and move to the right or left of them, and then there is a 30 second stupid idiot dance where the person will also move to the right or the left, but that person will have not even one fucking inch of instinct in their brain so they will continually move in the same direction you are moving. AND THEN I JUST DIE.
004: CHINESE INTERNET YOU ARE KILLING ME.
005: same as 004, repeat until dead.
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